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PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM

By jnaidoo | Published 12/13/2010

Okay so who is going to buy me the M.C. Hammer doll featured here by blessingerllc. This is brand new never used never danced. It comes with a real cassette tape. I wonder what kind of jams are on the tape? Remember when Hammer gave us Pumps and a Bump that was amazing all those big booty women at Hammers house in thongs. Do yourself a favor revisit the Hammer collection. If you happen to be in South Africa this month you can see Hammer live tearing it up.

Hal Jordan Has … Cameltoe??

By Murphy | Published 10/31/2010

Wait, what? Yeah, you heard me. Check this Robert Tonner Green Lantern doll from seller mrodriguez2236. That sure looks like cameltoe to me. Poor guy.

Hal looks much better from this angle, fear not!

Now, it’d be different if it was on Wonder Woman or Black Canary. Hell, dudes might pay extra for that …

All kidding aside, Robert Tonner is a beast when it comes to dolls. He’s a true professional who’s been in the game for YEARS now. Well over 25. He’s done work for Harry Potter, Spider Man, The Wizard Of Oz and a slew more. His work is world renowned. You may just want to consider getting on these while the prices are low.

GHOSTDINI

By Casali | Published 10/30/2010

Tha mothafuckin wizard of poetry ghostdini, ghostface, tony starks, pretty toney whatever the fuck you wanna call him. This has to be one of the coolest hip hop affiliated “dolls” ever… Medusa Versache chain, the eagle braclet, the whole iron man velvet robe, the fresh leather maroon wallys, hes a fucking super hero toy. I’ve always wanted to get my hands on this but always see them at a pretty high price. Only 1000 produced. comes with a certificate and all that bull ish. Boom Boom get your shit straight when you get this toy you’ll Never Be The Same Again.. THEODORE!