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TMNT WTF 3
Welcome to the 3rd edition of TMNT WTF, where I post some silly-as-fuck oddities in the TMNT toyline from the 80′s and early 90′s. We saw farmer-Turtles, we had Pizzaface the crazy one-legged pizza chef, and here we have Halfcourt, the basketball playing giraffe! What does a giraffe or basketball have to do with TMNT? [...]
Don’t Feed Him After Midnight, dammit!
nights4lifeE has a neat 1984 boxed, poseabale Gizmo here, isn’t he cute? I was really scared of Gremlins when I saw it as a little kid. This one seems like the best deal, there’s a few out there for a lot more money with slightly better boxes.
Early Azbats
By 1999 Knightfall/Knightquest/Knightsend were over and Jean Paul Valley returned to being Azrael, but his version of Batman was slow to make it into the toys. I think this is the 2nd or 3rd Azbat (aka “the old new Batman”) figure. I always liked Azbats and was a little sad to see him gone. But [...]
Holee….
OK I tried to keep this a secret but someone leaked this video of me from Christmas: Star Wars Christmas Special? Nothing says Star Wars Christmas like an R2D2 with some deer antlers stuck to him! WTF this was a real toy? .95 cents to edealsales08 Happy New Year everyone!
The Mi$fit$, Merch Among Us
OK, back in 1996 when The Misfits re-united, sort of, some people were excited, maybe even psyched, but after they actually saw and heard, I think the vast majority of them were let down. OK, “American Psycho” wasn’t exactly chalk on a blackboard, but was it THE MISFTS? The same band you got when you [...]
My Girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks
OK, sorry this auction is being shitty and has no picture, BUT, I think this is a good deal for a $100 from newpotato2. This is all the CLerks! (not Mallrats, Dogma, etc) figures in one lot MOC. The other lines are sweet too but we all know Clerks was the best of the movies [...]
Give me some water, peck!
I recently re-watched this great film and what do you know, they made toys for it! I mean, it makes perfect sense I just never thought to look for them for some reason. Check them out. Unfortunately they seem die-cast and not bendable but they still look pretty cool. They were made by Tonka and [...]
Fight Club heads
Earlier today I was listening to the first Bleeding Through album (yeah make fun of me, I deserve it) and it had a Fight Club sample and that inspired me to look for some Fight Club toys. Loading Toys makes custom heads you can put on any bigger toy body like Dragon, GI Joe, etc. [...]
U-S-U-SSR
OK, hey Okotober Guard are good guys, forget that cold war shit. Anyway, who doesn’t love Oktober Guard? Nazis, that’s who. This is a nice 3 pack here, even though Col. Brekhov is just a re-colored Big Bear. But that’s OK since Big Bear is also an awesome figure. I think this is the only [...]
TMNT WTF part 2
Here we go with another edition of some of the more out there lines of 80′s and early 90′s TMNT action figures from Playmates. zolotronics has some nice MOC ones: First up, who the fuck was Pizzaface, The Psychotic Pizza Chef?! I don’t remember him at all, but he is pretty fucking insane, look at [...]
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