Author Archives: Casali
ur gonna shoot ur eye out!
Plain and simple summer will be gone before you know it down here in the south. What better way to wrap it up than the biggest ever and discontinued eye popping Super Soaker known as the “MONSTER XL”? I sure as hell can’t think of anything. I’m going to let these pictures and thetailwind speak [...]
Right beside my signed Bo Jackson Hologram card…
If you couldn’t tell before i’m a child of the 80′s, so many cheesy gimmicks come out of the 80′s like holograms! I’ll hit on my favorite hologram related toy Visionaries soon. For now we will talk about Supernaturals, the hologram gimmick was creepy and cool but don’t drop these dudes in water the hologram [...]
Between a rock and a wack toy.
I’ll paint the scene here for you the year is 1986 and Hasbro is killing it with Transformers and GI joes, most toy companies are doing anything to turn a buck. Picture a board room meeting nervous new toy designer shuffling in the corner with a stack of presentation cards. “ok so what have you [...]
Jesus freak with a Light Bright.
toysulookfor is coming with the heat, a complete Light Bright in the box. I don’t know why but i can picture what the box smells like, menthol cigarettes, double stuffed oreos and a hint of RC cola. I always felt like that clown on the box was out to get me, he’s so damn creepy [...]
I’m a Scientist not a warrior.
G1 Transformers animated started out as a 30 minute commercial more or less. The toys were licensed through Takara and what better way to promote a new toy line than a cartoon? Most of the molds were taken from Takara’s Diaclone and Microman toys but they weren’t the only companies hasbro “borrowed” from. Like Omega [...]
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
These are two of the Batman toys that came out corresponding to the 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson in my opinion and Ghetto J’s the best Batman flick ever. That’s a pretty bold statement from a huge Christian Bale fan as myself. These toys weren’t very movie accurate but [...]
Mommys all right Daddys all right he’s just gonna sell your tooooooyzzzzzz.
Pretty much my favorite Autobot here it’s Kup! He’s a good one with nice diecast metal and a slick sea foam green color scheme and one accessory basic but cool. I don’t know why but i love how his arms fold over to make his front wheels. This looks to be the metal wheel version [...]
creepy just creepy!
God, does anyone remember how creepy Food Fighters were? Something about them doesn’t sit right maybe its their perfectly molded steroid ken arms and what the fuck are those holes in their hands for…I don’t remember them coming with weapons. It’s probably better off forgotten. Well if this floats your boat get into a food [...]
Nature red in tooth and claw.
Battle beasts as Americans know them were a cool mini figure line that usually came with one accessory they had little weird vehicles and chariots you could buy. Simple design but cool with a rub sign gimmick much like transformers. Not just a coincidence because when G1 transformers ended in America Transformers:Headmasters kept the story [...]
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