I was watching Sports Center today and I saw a Kobe Bryant highlight reel. I began to think to to my self about how Kobe started calling himself the Black Mumba. Don’t you think it’s a little ironic that after he was accused of sexual assault and numerous affairs he would call himself the Black Mumba. Why not just call himself big penis? Nobody compares their basketball skills to that of snake. goldiesoldies has a Mumba too, but it’s not black. But it does come with a box that you can fill with a Mumba.